AMAZON

Sunday, June 30, 2013

19 Firefighters Just Killed In Arizona Fires

This is just so sad...



Nineteen firefighters were killed on Sunday battling a fast-moving wildfire in central Arizona that forced the evacuation of two small towns, fire officials said
. The firefighters perished in the so-called Yarnell Hill Fire, near the small town of Yarnell about 80 miles northwest of Phoenix, the U.S. Wildland Fire Aviation service said in a Facebook post.

"It has been confirmed that 19 wildland firefighters have lost their lives on the Yarnell Hill fire Arizona," the post said, adding that the agency was asking "for prayers for the families and friends of these brave men and women."
The toll marks the worst firefighter loss of life since 1933, when a blaze in L.A.'s Griffith Park killed at least 25.
Art Morrison of the Arizona State Forestry Commission told CNN the firefighters, members of an elite "hot shot" team, lost their lives Sunday afternoon when they were overtaken by swiftly moving flames.



"It was a hand crew, a hot shot crew. In normal circumstances, when you're digging fire lines, you make sure you have a good escape route, and you have a safety zone set up. Evidently, their safety zone wasn't big enough, and the fire just overtook them. By the time the other firefighters got in, they didn't survive," Morrison said.

 Morrison said there are normally 20 firefighters in a “hot shot” unit, and couldn’t explain why there were 19 victims.

 “Hopefully they went out with one short,” an emotional Morrison said.  “I started as a firefighter in 1968, and I’ve never seen anything like this.”

 The blaze has charred about 1,000 acres of tinder-dry chaparral and grasslands since erupting Friday. Heat wave conditions have plagued the Southwest, prompting the evacuation of scores of homes near Yarnell, fire officials said.

Local television news footage showed an unbroken line of flames stretching along a ridgeline, sending gray brown smoke billowing into the evening sky.

Authorities ordered the evacuation of Yarnell and the adjoining town of Peeples Valley, alerting residents through reverse 911 emergency calls to homes and sending sheriff's deputies door to door, according to the InciWeb fire news site of the U.S. Forest Service.

The two towns are home to roughly 1,000 people.

The Daily Courier Prescott newspaper said the dead were members of the Prescott Fire Department's Granite Mountain Hotshots team.

Random Shit Sunday!!!!

Love nothing more than a LAZY Sunday with my beautiful, psychotic 7 month old, and my napping hubby (Who the hell said you could go nap for 3 hours, fool?!) So we've been jamming to music and YouTubin' HILARIOUS-ness all day so I thought I'd include a few of our random ass favorites for you to enjoy as well! 

1.) Flula- This guy continually has me doing involuntary kegals to keep me from piddling my pants! Here is one of my favorites "Shooting Fish In A Barrel" ... Who doesn't love ridiculous American idoms that make NO sense?! Oh wait..this guy! He has a point though.......



2.) "Under The Bridge" LITERAL Version- I have seen this video many times, both stoned and not stoned, and trust me, it's funny either way! This song is one of the best to "narrate" literally to because it's just unbelievably random!Also..I just watched this video, so I'm not sure why the front of it has this strange Asian man?



3.) I didn't say ALL of these would be videos! I just thought this was really cute and fun!!


4.) OH MY GLOB....The Most Honest Three & A HALF Minutes of TV Ever! (Video)

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7zZh5U/:1-VFBWHoA:PbYjzm5u/www.safeshare.tv/w/UAGOcLSuLX?ModPagespeed=noscript/


5.) HOLY shit! This fucker TEARS it UP! (Video)

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/16XAs1/:1MK.-vUwT:PbYjzm5u/www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiwmKMt6ZMs/


6.) Imagine Dragons -  "RADIOACTIVE"- Night Visions....Because it's just plain badass!


7.) My awesome friend's BLOG: http://loveisallyouwant.blogspot.com/http://loveisallyouwant.blogspot.com/


8.) LOLLLLLL


9.) Just thought I'd share that I cant help but pick my baby's nose...If it's crusty, or I see boogers, I HAVE to get it...I will not be one of those parents with snot nosed kids!! Well, I steal a boogie out of Luna's nose, and thought I had wiped it on a dry baby wipe. Apparently not, because I found it again 20 minutes later in my hair,,,gag!

10.) While we're on the random topic of boogers, here's another booger story: So my daughter has been trying to play with the nose aspirator...Y'know, the one they send home with you from the hospital? So I grabbed it, and was just squeezing it..I squeezed it probably 50 times before a puff of air from it hit her. She started LAUGHING hysterically! I continued to squeeze light puffs of air at her, all the while she's smiling and laughing and thinks it's hilarious when "POOF" the last squeeze plopped out a hidden booger from the deep abyss of the aspirator, RIGHT onto her head, and in her hair. I immediately gagged trying to get it off of her, while she's unaware of said "surprise booger" and continues to laugh as I dry heave trying to get it out still. SO GROSS....but I imagine telling her prom date these "gems" of stories 17  years from now!!








Saturday, June 29, 2013

Annndddddd...It NEVER Fails!

FIFTEEN fucking minutes before we close up and leave..haven't had a customer in HOURS, some douchebag and his 16 year old daughter show up to look at cars! If I had ANY moisture left in my body, you'd see steam shoot out my ears!

1.) I doubt highly your teenage daughter needs a fucking Mercedes..not only could she NOT afford the down payment or monthly payment, she'll probably get in a wreck when she has 7 other teenagers in her car, jamming out to some Beiber or some shit, tryin' to text her "flame of the week"..I can hear it now!!! "Daddy, that concrete median came out of NOWHERE!!!! Can I borrow $17,885 dollars?"



2.) HOW rude? You see me bringing in the chairs, and flags, and getting ready to lock up, yet you decide to stop anyway. Really you are just going to fart around the lot, dragging my poor salesman around 10 different 170 degree cars just for us to find out you DONT ACTUALLY have money, you're just "Window Shopping"...

3.) I swear if you ask me for a bottle of water I am going to stab a hole in the side of it for wasting my time, and mooching free water. Either that or I'll tell you they're $3.00 a bottle and at least snag some energy drink money for myself!

4.) NO!....Just no.


Come back Monday after you've pawned all your valuables so that you can afford a down payment.....but no worries on our end, we'll probably REPO you in less than a month anyway. MUAHAHAHAHA.

Melting Off The Face Of The Earth

Soooo...It's about 118 degrees here in Sunny ass Phoenix, and you could probably throw a bowling ball down the main road outside and it wouldn't hit anyone.
Why? Because NO IDIOT is going to go search for a car to buy when their sweat literally boils, then evaporates clean off their body! Aside from that, who wants to spend a day like this scalding your ass cheeks off on 140 degree leather seats, or getting 2nd degree burns on your hands from a fucking seat belt buckle!!? Nobody with any common sense that is!
Yes....Yes it does.
So, instead I have spent my afternoon facebooking and listening to music because my boss graciously left early!
Before that?
We had some dumbass lady who has a Ford Expedition who decided it would be a genius idea to SELL the car she has a lien on, illegally, because she's broke and filing for Bankruptcy. So I call her and tell the stupid broad she can and WILL go to jail if she doesn't get the car back. She gets it back....and calls us to tell us to come get it. I send my Tow Guy "J" to go pick it up....The MOTHERFUCKER is sitting on cinder blocks, with NO tires, and the stereo had been ripped out! I call this bitch back and tell her she can go ahead and put the tires and stereo she stole back on the car, or she will still go to jail...(Of course I had to tell this to her voicemail, because this bitch KNOWS she's in trouble and ignores my calls)....whore.
So I decide to go through and call her references to scare the shit out of her...I was only able to reach 2 out of 8 of them, and neither person had spoken to her in over a year..ONE of them she actually owes a lot of money to, and he told ME to have "that scary ho call me!" hahahahahaha!
Oh the joys of a buy here/pay here lot! Only an hour and 10 minutes before I am OUT of here for my weekly day off in which I will spend snuggling and playing with the sweetest, prettiest 7 month old in the entire world! My baby LUNA! <3