Annndddddd...It NEVER Fails!

FIFTEEN fucking minutes before we close up and leave..haven't had a customer in HOURS, some douchebag and his 16 year old daughter show up to look at cars! If I had ANY moisture left in my body, you'd see steam shoot out my ears!

1.) I doubt highly your teenage daughter needs a fucking Mercedes..not only could she NOT afford the down payment or monthly payment, she'll probably get in a wreck when she has 7 other teenagers in her car, jamming out to some Beiber or some shit, tryin' to text her "flame of the week"..I can hear it now!!! "Daddy, that concrete median came out of NOWHERE!!!! Can I borrow $17,885 dollars?"

2.) HOW rude? You see me bringing in the chairs, and flags, and getting ready to lock up, yet you decide to stop anyway. Really you are just going to fart around the lot, dragging my poor salesman around 10 different 170 degree cars just for us to find out you DONT ACTUALLY have money, you're just "Window Shopping"...

3.) I swear if you ask me for a bottle of water I am going to stab a hole in the side of it for wasting my time, and mooching free water. Either that or I'll tell you they're $3.00 a bottle and at least snag some energy drink money for myself!

4.) NO!....Just no.


Come back Monday after you've pawned all your valuables so that you can afford a down payment.....but no worries on our end, we'll probably REPO you in less than a month anyway. MUAHAHAHAHA.