Melting Off The Face Of The Earth

Soooo...It's about 118 degrees here in Sunny ass Phoenix, and you could probably throw a bowling ball down the main road outside and it wouldn't hit anyone.

Why? Because NO IDIOT is going to go search for a car to buy when their sweat literally boils, then evaporates clean off their body! Aside from that, who wants to spend a day like this scalding your ass cheeks off on 140 degree leather seats, or getting 2nd degree burns on your hands from a fucking seat belt buckle!!? Nobody with any common sense that is!

Yes....Yes it does.

So, instead I have spent my afternoon facebooking and listening to music because my boss graciously left early!

Before that?

We had some dumbass lady who has a Ford Expedition who decided it would be a genius idea to SELL the car she has a lien on, illegally, because she's broke and filing for Bankruptcy. So I call her and tell the stupid broad she can and WILL go to jail if she doesn't get the car back. She gets it back....and calls us to tell us to come get it. I send my Tow Guy "J" to go pick it up....The MOTHERFUCKER is sitting on cinder blocks, with NO tires, and the stereo had been ripped out! I call this bitch back and tell her she can go ahead and put the tires and stereo she stole back on the car, or she will still go to jail...(Of course I had to tell this to her voicemail, because this bitch KNOWS she's in trouble and ignores my calls)....whore.

So I decide to go through and call her references to scare the shit out of her...I was only able to reach 2 out of 8 of them, and neither person had spoken to her in over a year..ONE of them she actually owes a lot of money to, and he told ME to have "that scary ho call me!" hahahahahaha!

Oh the joys of a buy here/pay here lot! Only an hour and 10 minutes before I am OUT of here for my weekly day off in which I will spend snuggling and playing with the sweetest, prettiest 7 month old in the entire world! My baby LUNA! <3

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